In the us what do i need to become a midwife?

Yale University has an excellent midwifery school. Why don't you check their requirements and research what other schools have similar programs? it seems like it would be faster to just go to school for midwifery than o slog through doing other (though related) jobs.

I feel ugly! if ur insensitive to the truth don't bother?

I know i am a guy and i shouldn't be expressing my emotional side and just be ignoring my emotions. i feel ugly since a couple of days. i am a virgin and have not kissed anyone of the opposite sex at age 16 and i feel immaculate. i feel as an idadequte male. ill be honest i doubt the size of my penis and i feel wierd about my scrotum skin being extensive and unapealing. i wonder if others my age feel the same way. i am not that fat! please help

How can i fix my gate so my dogs wont escape anymore...?

Okay well my sisters are legit ditz sometimes and dont shut the gate hard enough for it to lock shut. The gate itself is old and my mom was planning on buying a new one. So does anyone have any ideas/recommendations on a new gate that is good for dogs on a patio? I have 3 dogs one is a poodle/beshon the other two are yorkie chiuawas and are all gorgeous dogs that i love and i want to keep them safe. So please give me some advice thanks!

I recently met a stripper, need advice...?

Yahoo, something serendipitous has happened to me. I recently went to s strip club, haven't been to one in years. I was a little down and wanted to look at some boobies to lighten up my day. This extremely gorgeous chick sits down next to me and we start talking. Problem is we get into having an extremely awesome conversation and before I know it i spend the entire night talking to her while just feeding the piranhas a dollar after their dance. She explained that she wasn't a whore like the rest of the dancers because she was just doing this while getting an education. Before she left she gave me her number. I'm not sure if I should call her, I'm not sure if I should even consider dating her BUT I can't help the fact that I feel like I made a connection with her either...what would you do? Can anyone whose dated a stripper share their experience.

Ugly people always complain about being ugly?

it's really annoying sometimes i just wanna be like "yes you are really ugly, now shut up" because all they do is complain about how ugly they are, i try to be nice and tell them they are not when i know i am lying. i don't go around complaining about how gorgeous i am sothey need to SHUT UP UGLY PEOPLE

What is better, Community college or trade school..?

Honestly, I say you should just go for your LVN at a trade school. It's normally a 12 month program. For 4 months longer in school you can have your lvn. Medical assistant's don't even get paid that much(12-15) and there are so many everywhere, so it makes it harder to find a job. LVN's are nurses and they start you off at like 17-22 depending on area. Trade school's get you in faster versus the long wait at community college.

Why is Ann Coulter Jealous of Lady GaGa?

I was wondering what everybody thought about Ann Coulters remarks toward Lady GaGa.It all goes back to when there was some soliders made a video of themselves dancing to the music video of Telephone.Well Ann made the remarks that Lady GaGa music should be banned from US Soldiers or something like that.Then when Judas came out somebody asked her what she thought about it she said that Lady Gaga was brave to attack christianity like she did.I want to point out that Lady Gaga has never responed to Ann Coulter and I was to one of my friends about it and he told me this about it.He first and for most Ann Coutler is a bully and Lady Gaga stands up for the people who are beging bullied and gives them a voice.I want to say that I'm a die hard fan of Lady Gaga always have been and I do not like Ann Coulter I think she is totally insensitive and a big mouth.So please share your thoughts and be nice thank you!

Help!! This guy asked me out but I thought he wasnt into me!?

Why not ask him (or text him) to ask if he hasn't confused you with the girl he took to see the Green Lantern? Give him a chance to explain that, and you'll get a clearer picture if it is you or your pants he is interested in. Don't give in to his needs, though. That would be a big mistake.

How do i become an RN or LVN in the US Army?

The Army will pay for school, you choose the school. You can go for a degree in accounting or whatever. Army will come first. not your school. The Army's tuition assistance pays for the school. In active duty I know there is a program for PA, not sure about RN. Unless something has changed with in the last year you do not have to be in the Army 3 years to start taking advantage of tuition assistance. When I was a squad leader one of the first thing I did with a new Soldier was get them enrolled into college.

How hot is The Apprentice's Melody...Smoking and what an amazing idea by Tom. "Snap n Share" was genius?

She is very striking looking & even looks great without her make up, I like her also but didn't like the team leader who was fired as snapping the head off everyone... I like Tom also but he needs to be more out there with his views on the task....... Helen is very good but haven't really warmed to her yet. I used to like Jim but now gone right off him as he is slimy & full of crap & thinks his charm will win every time........ Yes it was good the idea but they didn't match the packaging with the biscuit..... was actually shocked when the other team got such a big order.....can't wait for next week though.........I agree with the person above Stuart was such a laugh with the things he came out with......I love Manu also but Fabregas is smoking hot also, Fab a ss as I call him

Am I in love? Because I don't want to be?

She hates me, I hate her, but my mood changes from hate to love everybody, one moment I wanna strangle her with her own hair, the other I dont wanna keep her away from me, I've written songs in how much I hate and love her, I asked her out but she rejected me, since then I've hated her, and shes hated me, but goddamn shes gorgeous as f-ck, I've never seen a girl more beautiful than her, shes perfect. But the next day, I hate her with a fiery rage that cant stop and we dont talk so I just abuse her whenever her topic comes up in my friends (shes not there when I do), but I just cant stop thinking about her, weather I hate her or like her, shes the only thing on my mind. That f-ckin beautiful b-tch. My friends keep on telling me I'm in love and I say "f-ck no, I'd rather f-ck a stray dog with rabies without a condom on" (LOL line, I know) but now I feel that they may be right. But she hates me, and many days I hate her, but when I like her, I feel like a hollow piece of wood, and when I hate her, I wanna beat her up with a hollow piece of wood. Is this love or am I just crazy? I dont want it to be love, its gonna be terrible for me, be honest, if I stay confused its gonna be worse.

Does this girl like me? PLEASE ANSWER?

It sounds like she might be interested but possibly a little obsessive with the whole facebook think (if I read it right). Although I don't know why she would want to go out with you because from what you've been doing you aren't sending her any positive messages. Next time you see her, just straight out ask her. The worst thing that could happen is that she says no.

I feel self conscious around new people?

I'm 17 + I've self conscience of my body and how i look. I'm not skinny + when i see skinny girls on music videos and on the street i get super jealous however i've tried to get a happy medium. I eat crap but i run 2 miles every other day. I'm only about 9 stone but that's still 2 stone heavier than what i'd like to be. The thing is you have to embrace your body. If you feel as if your not good enough join a fitness club they are fun, make-up can change the appearance , creams for the baggy eyes and good make-up hides those nasty imperfections. There is nose make-up also (: You'll get your confidence soon it just takes time to see your beautiful and skinny gorgeous girls aren't the only gorgeous girls.

My boyfriend & Titty Bars.?

Sorry to tell you this but he moved closer to the strip club to have easier access to having them over to his place for some sex during their breaks and after their shifts. You NEED to move on.

Is Medical Assistance worth it?

PLEASE don't do MA! it's a waste of time, none of the credits transfer to rn, and by the way 28K for MA school is rediculous! I am a certified medical assistant and my tuition was only 3k at community college. Save yourself time and money- become a registered nurse. I am now back in college at age 24 to become a nurse because MA jobs don't pay well and aren't as needed as nurses. I wish someone would have advised me to be a rn from the beginning.

Planning Wedding & Need Some Help?

Do hot pink instead of red. Incorporate stargazer lilies into your theme - they'll go fantastic with hot pink roses, and the black spots will go with your black colors :o)

Need Advice with Career Path?

wow, there's a huge difference between the jobs of Medical Assistant and Cosmetician (or Managing Cosmetologist). Maybe take a job at Medical Billing if you're out of work, or the kind of job that translates doctors notes into records (and that kind of job you can work from home). You're already in an area that decent money could be made in. But if you've been in anything medical well seniors need assistance and there are many homemaker/companion/sitter temporary employment places around, or even if you decide to expand toward a nursing career where you'd visit peoples homes, or even bathe people. The days of long term careers and jobs that last 30 years are gone. Jobs today are temps, and people work 2-3 temp jobs to make that one decent salary that they enjoy.

Did you like Osama Bin Laden?

He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Osama Bin Laden. We were best friends in like, 10 years ago.. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then 10 years ago, I started going out with my first boyfriend who was totally gorgeous but then he moved. But Osama was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with my boyfriend, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Osama, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a bomber.” I mean I couldn’t have a bomber at my party, what if he blew it up? There were gonna be alot of people there. I mean, right? He was a bomber. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and supposedly lived in a cave or whatever but came back in the fall, all of his hair was all over and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s dead. but whatever, everyone’s happy now.

Has anyone found an online school that is accredited for medical assistant or the nursing program?

Hi. I have a two jobs, but want to go to school for the LVN program. I have no luck with finding and on campus school with my work schedule. I'd like to try the online schools for medical assistant or the LVN classes. Has anyone had any luck with online school? If so, which one do you recommend? Thanks so much for the feedback.

How do you ask out a girl who's out of your league?

There's this woman I've been seeing around alot and she's gorgeous and I'm well above average so I figure I got nothing to lose. I know you don't compliment a beautiful woman on her looks cause she knows how good she looks and gets told all the tine buy guys that are much better looking than me so I'm not gonna score any points for that so how would I go about it and what are some things I should focus on