Why do UGLY men have UGLY children?

Don't say beautiful people can have ugly children too, because that is the typical answer. My mom has two female friends one with a girl same age as me 18 and she is ugly, she showed me a picture of her dad and they look like twins, even my brothers think she is ugly. She is nice and everything, and she told her relatives I said she is ugly and now they say I like her, and I'm gay. The other woman has a 5 year old boy just as ugly as the father, they look like clones. Before the school year was over this beautiful gorgeous girl was going out with an ugly dude and I was talking with my gf's and I said "Girls, don't get with an ugly dude because you are gonna have ugly children" next thing I know she is with a hot dude a bit on the chubby side but hot.This hot dude at my school looks just like her beautiful mother. The chances of a beautiful couple having ugly children is less than 1 in 100, the chances of an ugly couple having ugly children is 99.9999 in 100. I based this on observations.