In the us what do i need to become a midwife?

Yale University has an excellent midwifery school. Why don't you check their requirements and research what other schools have similar programs? it seems like it would be faster to just go to school for midwifery than o slog through doing other (though related) jobs.

I feel ugly! if ur insensitive to the truth don't bother?

I know i am a guy and i shouldn't be expressing my emotional side and just be ignoring my emotions. i feel ugly since a couple of days. i am a virgin and have not kissed anyone of the opposite sex at age 16 and i feel immaculate. i feel as an idadequte male. ill be honest i doubt the size of my penis and i feel wierd about my scrotum skin being extensive and unapealing. i wonder if others my age feel the same way. i am not that fat! please help

How can i fix my gate so my dogs wont escape anymore...?

Okay well my sisters are legit ditz sometimes and dont shut the gate hard enough for it to lock shut. The gate itself is old and my mom was planning on buying a new one. So does anyone have any ideas/recommendations on a new gate that is good for dogs on a patio? I have 3 dogs one is a poodle/beshon the other two are yorkie chiuawas and are all gorgeous dogs that i love and i want to keep them safe. So please give me some advice thanks!

I recently met a stripper, need advice...?

Yahoo, something serendipitous has happened to me. I recently went to s strip club, haven't been to one in years. I was a little down and wanted to look at some boobies to lighten up my day. This extremely gorgeous chick sits down next to me and we start talking. Problem is we get into having an extremely awesome conversation and before I know it i spend the entire night talking to her while just feeding the piranhas a dollar after their dance. She explained that she wasn't a whore like the rest of the dancers because she was just doing this while getting an education. Before she left she gave me her number. I'm not sure if I should call her, I'm not sure if I should even consider dating her BUT I can't help the fact that I feel like I made a connection with her either...what would you do? Can anyone whose dated a stripper share their experience.

Ugly people always complain about being ugly?

it's really annoying sometimes i just wanna be like "yes you are really ugly, now shut up" because all they do is complain about how ugly they are, i try to be nice and tell them they are not when i know i am lying. i don't go around complaining about how gorgeous i am sothey need to SHUT UP UGLY PEOPLE

What is better, Community college or trade school..?

Honestly, I say you should just go for your LVN at a trade school. It's normally a 12 month program. For 4 months longer in school you can have your lvn. Medical assistant's don't even get paid that much(12-15) and there are so many everywhere, so it makes it harder to find a job. LVN's are nurses and they start you off at like 17-22 depending on area. Trade school's get you in faster versus the long wait at community college.

Why is Ann Coulter Jealous of Lady GaGa?

I was wondering what everybody thought about Ann Coulters remarks toward Lady GaGa.It all goes back to when there was some soliders made a video of themselves dancing to the music video of Telephone.Well Ann made the remarks that Lady GaGa music should be banned from US Soldiers or something like that.Then when Judas came out somebody asked her what she thought about it she said that Lady Gaga was brave to attack christianity like she did.I want to point out that Lady Gaga has never responed to Ann Coulter and I was to one of my friends about it and he told me this about it.He first and for most Ann Coutler is a bully and Lady Gaga stands up for the people who are beging bullied and gives them a voice.I want to say that I'm a die hard fan of Lady Gaga always have been and I do not like Ann Coulter I think she is totally insensitive and a big mouth.So please share your thoughts and be nice thank you!